Most Excellent IPA
Fire up your air guitars and get ready for a Most Excellent Adventure! You're about to embark upon a Totally Non-Bogus Journey into the Enchanted Land of Hops! Our Most Excellent IPA bursts with a Most Oustanding Blend of Hops. It's a Little Hazy, Very Juicy, and Light on the Palate at just five percent ABV. From San Dimas to the South Bay, this Dude is the Perfect Companion for any Social Adventure, so remember, Be Excellent To Each Other... And Party On Dudes!
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